Intro: G C Cm G

G                    C
I won't ever cry for you
    Cm                            G
And you won't ever shed tears for me
        G             C
There's nothing up my sleeve
     Cm                  G
That you haven't already seen

G             D               C
It's not that I don't care at all
Em       D           C
We lost touch so long ago
B7            Em
It may be our anniversary
   A7                    D   Dsus4
But I, I wouldn't really know

    Em               Am
The phone won't ever ring
       D             G
In the middle of the night
    G7            C
And if it ever does
      Cm                     Em
I can assure you it won't be me


G C C* C

G                  C
I'll find somebody new
    Cm                      G
And you might find somebody too
        G               C
There's something up his sleeve
     Cm                  G
That you haven't already seen

G            D         C
It's not that I don't care anymore
Em      D        C
We lost touch so long ago
B7           Em
It may be our anniversary
    A7                   D    Dsus4
But I, I wouldn't really know

   Em              Am
My phone won't ever ring
       D            G
In the middle of the night
 G7              C
And if it ever does
      Cm                    Em
I can assure you it won't be me

G C C* C
(Whistle the melody!)
G C Cm G
G C Cm G

G        D           C
It's not that I don't care at all
Em      D        C
We lost touch so long ago
B7            Em
It may be our anniversary
    A7                  D      Dsus4
But I, I wouldn't really know