C Kicking stones on an old dirt road feelin’ F Dear-dejected and all alone C G A When I looked up ahead I thought my mind I’d blown D G N.C. On a giant toad-stool sat a Teeny-tiny gnome [Interlude] C N.C. C F C N.C. C N.C. C F C [Verse 2] C He was all involved in a game of solitaire but F Said “Hello” with a smile, just like I wasn’t there C G G# A I kicked the dirt some more and he said, “Please don’t start a fight” D G N.C. Found a church-key in his pocket and he opened up his pipe [Interlude] C N.C. C N.C. C N.C. C N.C. C F C N.C. [Bridge] D He blew some silver circles D Wound his fingers in his beard D And from that pipe came magic music G N.C. Like I’d never heard [Keyboard Solo] C F C F C F C F C F C F C F C F [Interlude] C N.C. C F C N.C. D N.C. D G D N.C. [Verse 3] D As the notes came floating in, I picked up both my ears G I walked into a drive-in, hadn’t felt so starved in years D F# B A rabbit waiter took my order and quickly disappeared E A N.C. A N.C. D He said, “The parties over, please come back in a thousand years”